Bag Tae
Posted April 5, 2010
By admin
I need like a CRAZY stupid, but still funny joke or riddle.?
my old joke was "how do you catch an elephant? Well first you dig a hole and fill it with ash. The tae a bag of frozen peas and align the pees all the way around the hole. Then, while the elephant sneaks up to grab a pea, kick him in the ash hole"
So one Stupid but still really funny.
open to all types:)
"Hello"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle -Paul "
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, came out to check if it was true. Then she tripped over the staircase, landed on her head and now she isn't moving at all, she might be dead Daddy!"
"O my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was so scared, he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
Long Pause************************
**************************************... Pause
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??...Is this 024-424-5419?" Oh sorry,wrong number.
 |
 ATA Tae Kwon Do Equipment Vest Head gloves feet nunchuck uniform bag $91.00 (21 Bids) Time Remaining: 33m |
 Mesh Tae Kwon Do Bag Martial Arts Equipment Gear TKD $34.95 Time Remaining: 45m Buy It Now for only: $34.95 |
 Training Tool Karate Tae Kwon Do Kenpo Bag KICK Target Medicine Pads $14.41 Time Remaining: 7h 27m Buy It Now for only: $14.41 |
 Karate Tae Kwon Do Kenpo Bag HAND KICK PUNCHING TARGET $14.71 Time Remaining: 7h 54m Buy It Now for only: $14.71 |
 6 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Bag Set Black Child $69.95 Time Remaining: 21h 47m Buy It Now for only: $69.95 |
 6 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Bag Set White Child $69.95 Time Remaining: 21h 51m Buy It Now for only: $69.95 |
 New LARGE KICK PUNCHING TARGET Karate Tae Kwon Do Kenpo Bag Red $5.99 Time Remaining: 22h 29m |
 6 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Black Adult $69.95 Time Remaining: 22h 41m Buy It Now for only: $69.95 |
 1PCS PUNCHING TARGET Karate Tae Kwon Do Kenpo Bag Boxing training punch pad MMA $5.99 (1 Bid) Time Remaining: 23h 5m |
 6 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Red Adult $69.95 Time Remaining: 23h 8m Buy It Now for only: $69.95 |
 6 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Blue Adult $69.95 Time Remaining: 23h 27m Buy It Now for only: $69.95 |
 Korea TaeKwonDo KUKKIWON BADGE Tae Kwon Do KTA Gym Uniform Dobok Bag TKD 1EA $9.00 Time Remaining: 1d 28m |
 KWONTae Kwon Do Round Sports bag Black Taekwondo TKD kendo judo dobok uniforms $42.00 Time Remaining: 1d 28m |
 Korea TaeKwonDo Association Patch Tae Kwon Do KTA Gym Uniform Dobok Bag 10EA $47.95 Time Remaining: 1d 28m |
 Korea TaeKwonDo KUKKIWON BADGE Tae Kwon Do KTA Gym Uniform Dobok Bag TKD 1EA $9.00 Time Remaining: 1d 30m |
 WTF Korea TaeKwonDo World TKD Federation BADGE Tae Kwon Do Gym Uniform Dobok Bag $3.88 Time Remaining: 1d 30m |
 Sports School TaeKwonDo Bag Mooto Promo Khaki NavyBluechoose one Tae Kwon Do $23.99 (1 Bid) Time Remaining: 1d 30m |
 TaeKwonDo Korea TKD Association KTA BADGE Tae Kwon Do WTF Gym Uniform Dobok Bag $8.80 Time Remaining: 1d 33m |
 10EA Korea TaeKwonDo KUKKIWON Patch Tae Kwon Do Gym Uniform Dobok Bag 36inch $49.95 Time Remaining: 1d 33m |
 Korea TaeKwonDo Association BADGE Tae Kwon Do KTA Gym Uniform Dobok Bag gift $8.50 Time Remaining: 1d 42m |
 Korea TaeKwonDo World TKD Federation BADGE Tae Kwon Do WTF Gym Uniform Dobok Bag $9.50 Time Remaining: 1d 42m |
 Korea TaeKwonDo KUKKIWON Patch Tae Kwon Do Gym Uniform Dobok Bag 36inch $49.95 Time Remaining: 1d 43m |
 Korea TaeKwonDo Association Patch Tae Kwon Do KTA Gym Uniform Dobok Bag 36inch $7.88 Time Remaining: 1d 1h 1m |
 6 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag White Adult $69.95 Time Remaining: 1d 1h 12m Buy It Now for only: $69.95 |
 Korea TaeKwonDo Association BADGE Tae Kwon Do KTA Gym Uniform Dobok Bag gift $8.99 Time Remaining: 1d 1h 24m Buy It Now for only: $8.99 |
 TaeKwonDo Korea TKD Association KTA BADGE Tae Kwon Do WTF Gym Uniform Dobok Bag $8.90 Time Remaining: 1d 1h 26m Buy It Now for only: $8.90 |
 6 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Bag Set Silver Child $69.95 Time Remaining: 1d 1h 56m Buy It Now for only: $69.95 |
 6 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Silver Adult $69.95 Time Remaining: 1d 2h 42m Buy It Now for only: $69.95 |
 Korea TaeKwonDo World TKD Federation BADGE Tae Kwon Do WTF Gym Uniform Dobok Bag $9.80 Time Remaining: 1d 2h 57m Buy It Now for only: $9.80 |
 WTF Korea TaeKwonDo World TKD Federation BADGE Tae Kwon Do Gym Uniform Dobok Bag $8.99 Time Remaining: 1d 3h 2m Buy It Now for only: $8.99 |
 Korea TaeKwonDo KUKKIWON BADGE Tae Kwon Do KTA Gym Uniform Dobok Bag TKD 1EA $0.99 Time Remaining: 1d 5h 53m |
 Official ATA Tae kwon do Karate Sparring Gear Setchestheadfacebag++ YOUTH $149.99 Time Remaining: 1d 20h 36m Buy It Now for only: $149.99 |
 Tae kwon do Karate Century Sparring Gear Setchestheadfacebag++ youthNICE $89.99 Time Remaining: 1d 20h 53m Buy It Now for only: $89.99 |
 KICK PUNCHING PADS TARGET Karate Tae Kwon Do Kenpo Bag kickboxing $0.99 Time Remaining: 2d 1h 24m |
 Karate Tae Kwon Do Kenpo Bag LARGE KICK PUNCHING TARGET $13.99 Time Remaining: 2d 4h 10m Buy It Now for only: $13.99 |
 Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Childs size S includes gear bag $30.00 (7 Bids) Time Remaining: 2d 13h 11m |
 Martial Arts Gear Equipment Bag Tae Kwon Do Karate MMA $19.99 Time Remaining: 2d 23h 19m Buy It Now for only: $19.99 |
 Karate Tae Kwon Do Kenpo Bag HAND KICK PUNCHING TARGET Training Equipment $4.99 Time Remaining: 3d 3m |
 LARGE KICK PUNCHING TARGET Karate Tae Kwon Do Kenpo Bag $14.99 Time Remaining: 3d 5h 15m Buy It Now for only: $14.99 |
 ATA Childrens Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Lot Bag Chest Protector Helmet Gloves $39.52 (4 Bids) Time Remaining: 3d 23h 57m |
 10EA Korea TaeKwonDo KUKKIWON Patch Tae Kwon Do Gym Uniform Dobok Bag 36inch $49.95 Time Remaining: 4d 25m |
 KWONTae Kwon Do Round Sports bag Black Taekwondo TKD kendo judo dobok uniforms $42.00 Time Remaining: 4d 1h 37m |
 Korea TaeKwonDo KUKKIWON BADGE Tae Kwon Do KTA Gym Uniform Dobok Bag TKD 5EA $23.50 Time Remaining: 4d 3h 18m |
 WTF Korea TaeKwonDo World TKD Federation BADGE Tae Kwon Do Gym Uniform Dobok Bag $3.88 Time Remaining: 4d 3h 18m |
 Korea TaeKwonDo Association BADGE Tae Kwon Do KTA Gym Uniform Dobok Bag gift $8.50 Time Remaining: 4d 3h 50m |
 TaeKwonDo Korea TKD Association KTA BADGE Tae Kwon Do WTF Gym Uniform Dobok Bag $8.80 Time Remaining: 4d 3h 50m |
 9 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Blue Adult $119.95 Time Remaining: 4d 19h 45m Buy It Now for only: $119.95 |
 9 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Black Adult $119.95 Time Remaining: 4d 19h 53m Buy It Now for only: $119.95 |
 9 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Black Child $119.95 Time Remaining: 4d 19h 59m Buy It Now for only: $119.95 |
 9 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Red Child $119.95 Time Remaining: 4d 20h Buy It Now for only: $119.95 |
 9 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Silver Adult $119.95 Time Remaining: 4d 20h 5m Buy It Now for only: $119.95 |
 8 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag White Child $85.95 Time Remaining: 4d 20h 6m Buy It Now for only: $85.95 |
 9 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Silver Child $119.95 Time Remaining: 4d 20h 29m Buy It Now for only: $119.95 |
 8 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Blue Child $85.95 Time Remaining: 4d 20h 34m Buy It Now for only: $85.95 |
 9 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Blue Child $119.95 Time Remaining: 4d 21h 13m Buy It Now for only: $119.95 |
 9 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag White Adult $119.95 Time Remaining: 4d 21h 21m Buy It Now for only: $119.95 |
 8 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Bag Silver Adult $85.95 Time Remaining: 4d 21h 24m Buy It Now for only: $85.95 |
 9 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Red Adult $119.95 Time Remaining: 4d 21h 37m Buy It Now for only: $119.95 |
 9 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag White Child $119.95 Time Remaining: 4d 21h 55m Buy It Now for only: $119.95 |
 8 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Red Child $85.95 Time Remaining: 4d 22h 52m Buy It Now for only: $85.95 |
 8 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Pads Bag White Adult $85.95 Time Remaining: 4d 23h 29m Buy It Now for only: $85.95 |
 NEW 13 piece sparring gear set Tae Kwon Do with bag Large Mens $50.00 Time Remaining: 5d 7h 29m Buy It Now for only: $150.00 |
 Karate Tae Kwon Do LARGE Bag KICK TARGET 2 Buckles $22.99 Time Remaining: 5d 7h 34m Buy It Now for only: $22.99 |
 6 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Bag Set Blue Child $69.95 Time Remaining: 5d 11h 31m Buy It Now for only: $69.95 |
 8 Piece ProForce Lightning Karate Tae Kwon Do Sparring Gear Set Bag Silver Child $85.95 Time Remaining: 5d 14h 52m Buy It Now for only: $85.95 |
 Personalized Embroidered Tae Kwon do Duffle Bag $26.95 Time Remaining: 6d 13h 50m Buy It Now for only: $26.95 |
 Tae kwon do PadsGlovesComplete Outfit Tote bagBelts $75.00 Time Remaining: 6d 22h 37m Buy It Now for only: $75.00 |